Newt for President, I will try to be Bi-Parisian, but I am really into woman!
Newt: IF elected I will be faithful to my party, unless a prettier party comes along! I promise to be a hands on President… And I will try to be Bi- partisan, HOWEVER, I am really just into woman.
Will Says… Maybe this candidate would be better suited for the TV show “WIFE SWAP!”
We need a president that is focused on the HEART of America, not the BUTTS!
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Are there any male candidates anymore who don’t have a skeleton or two in their closet?
It’s different now. Now he’s Catholic and Catholics can’t divorce without a really good reason and a note from mom.
I feel sorry for the woman that Newt is into.