In case there is someone out there who doesn’t know the D.B. Cooper story, let me offer a quick recap. In 1971, the mysterious stranger boarded a 727 headed for Seattle. The flight attendant on the plane (who was then called a stewardess until that became politically incorrect and somehow insulting) remembers a man wearing sunglasses, smoking a cigarette and drinking bourbon. Do you know what’s really fascinating about this description? He was smoking in flight. And can people wear sunglasses on a plane anymore? We can’t even wear them in my bank for security reasons. I would think they would be frowned upon in the air today.
For decades, the D.B.Cooper fan clubs which include everyone from real criminologists to hijackers-in-training have studied the mystery man and his descent into infamy. Their devotion might soon pay off as the FBI investigates the newest lead that apparently leans to the credible side. I sort of hope the Feds don’t figure it out. I like D.B. being the mystery that he is. As the anonymous hijacker, he has a bit of sex appeal. If they find him now–40 years later–how much sex appeal can he have left? How anti-climactic would it be to find out that D.B. Cooper was a disgruntled plumber who thought a hijacking might add excitement to his ho-hum life in East Cornfield, Iowa when in my mind I had him as a combination of Robin Hood, James Bond and George Clooney?
Is there a chance that D.B. Cooper is alive? Sure, why not. Maybe he survived the skydive and made his way back to civilization and has been living off the interest of the money he got. Or maybe, he used the $200,000 as seed money for another business enterprise that has now developed into a corporate icon. Hm. A big company in the Seattle area that was started in the last 30 or so years? Any ideas? How old is Bill Gates? Nah, even Gates was a little tyke when Cooper jumped. However, do you know that Starbucks was founded in Seattle in 1971? Yes, that’s true. Coincidence– maybe not.
Okay, the Starbucks thing is a joke, so there is no need to sue me. Anyway, D.B. Cooper’s identity might soon be revealed. Maybe when all is said and done, we will find out that D.B. Cooper was a woman dressed up as a man, and once she landed, she put back on women’s clothing and walked away without attracting any suspicion whatsoever.
I will be interested to see what the FBI learns. One day, the real D.B Cooper might flash across our TV screens and end the mystery forever. I think D.B. Cooper deserves some sort of acknowledgment for providing intrigue to the nation for four decades. He has become a legend. He boarded a plane an anonymous soul and exited one of the most famous criminals of all time.
“Big Foot”? Please. I prefer ‘Sasquatch’.
I was going to use his formal name, but I could not figure out how to spell it, and I was too lazy to google it at that point. It was late. Thanks for picking up on that! 🙂
Oh Eric, I mean Sasquatch, I just got your comment. I apologize your big footness. I forgot your profile photo was that of the great Sasquatch. I will refrain from calling you or referring to you as Big Foot from now on
Hmm…. Last seen 40 years ago smoking a cigarette. What are the chances he is still around even otherwise ignoring his high risk lifestyle. I don’t know for sure but I’m thinking less than 50%. Who knows though, maybe he quit smoking right after landing and is living amongst us. Maybe he is even reading this and getting a big laugh. 🙂
well, Ted, Mayor Tom Lund has confessed to being DB on my facebook wall. I sort of believe that.
Interesting, does he smoke and just how old was he in 1971? 🙂
I don’t think he smokes but who knows anything about anything when it comes to the Mayor.
The starbucks thing makes sense to me. I’m gonna go with that. 🙂
I like that idea too. Maybe we should confront Starbucks. You live closer to them. You do it, Jack.
I would, but I’m pretty sure they’ve take out a preemptive restraining order against me. If not, they certainly should.
Okay, I’ll go. We shall keep you under the radar for a little longer.