The Google was right, that’s exactly what I meant.
They said it couldn’t be done and they weren’t right. I’ve managed to convince the Google that Bon Jovi are a useless, talentless excuse for a group of Musicians. There I was just praising Paris […]
Month: February 2012
Potty Humor — Literally
Commercials sometimes baffle me. Last night, the Northern Quilted toilet paper commercial came on during an episode of Friends. The ad starts off with a woman who says, “It’s time to get real and talk […]
The woman who went from being attacked by mountain lions to being eaten by mountain lions to being digested by mountain lions and excreted by mountain lions.
I’ll be the first to admit that some of the things I tell you, might sound a bit far-fetched but that’s only because your own life is so boring and lifeless. I couldn’t believe that […]
7 Possible Downton Abbey Spin-off Shows
According to recent media reports, the second season finale for the critically-acclaimed PBS series Downton Abbey commanded the largest television ratings for public broadcasting in years. For those of us with little reason to watch government-subsidized […]
And the Oscar goes to Angelina’s Right Leg
Angelina Jolie’s single leg pose at the Oscars has gone viral on all the social networks. It even has its own Tweeter following. Personally, I love it! Now we need only wax one leg before […]
Ticking Off Restaurant Help
A banker in Newport Beach, California, left a server, who waited on him during lunch, a 1% tip on a $133 bill in support of his position as a member of the top 1 % […]
The Honest Truth of What I’m About to Say Will Probably Enrage You
I have a 6th sense when it comes to knowing how to push people’s buttons. Normally I try to avoid such unpleasantness. Unfortunately that’s not always possible. I realize what I’m about to say will […]