Daily Archives: March 11, 2012

Biological Clock

March 11, 2012
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My girlfriend told me that her biological clock is ticking, and all this time I thought she was just farting under the blankets Kevin WooleryMostly untrue stories, and rants from an aspiring stand-up comedian, and…

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Is Not Getting Sick While Not Having Insurance the New Teen Abstinence Pledge?

March 11, 2012
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Is Not Getting Sick While Not Having Insurance the New Teen Abstinence Pledge?

From the “Party of Personal Responsibility’ we bring you Ms Mary Brown, 56, from the great state of Florida. Mary here, who owned and operated a two-employee auto-repair shop in Panama City, Fla.,  is the…

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Bumper Sticker Boasting

March 11, 2012
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We were on the Jersey Turnpike minding our own business, traveling at the speed limit–maybe not exactly the speed limit, but sort of close to it.  Anyway, we managed to catch up to this white…

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When Dorms Are Like Palaces

March 11, 2012
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When Dorms Are Like Palaces

Yes, the Princeton Review’s top college rankings includes schools with “Dorms Like Palaces”. Hold the tiara and armor. Before you squeeze on the glass slipper or buy a white horse, it’s best to beware of…

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To the individual obsessed with drawing penises

March 11, 2012
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Sugartastic Daddy John recently opened the world’s first National College of Phallic Art & Design. We immediately sent Little Dill Y there to study. We know he’s only 7 years of age but he’s advanced…

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