Monthly Archives: April 2012

What Would Eve Do?

April 30, 2012
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If Eve cursed an entire human race for an apple, I can only imagine what she’d do for a Klondike bar.       Jason EliaI wrote the novella Elliston. Stephen Baldwin once said my…

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The Power Vacuum

April 30, 2012
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Marilyn Munster plots her takeover…. ADH Divas 4-28-2012 podcast-15-the-power-vacuum Lisa K. NelsonSitcom writer (Ellen, Suddenly Susan, Everybody Loves Raymond) who quit to raise three kids (initially adorable, currently insolent). Flight risk. Turn-ons: The Green Bay…

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Women and Cucumbers

April 30, 2012
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Whenever I’m in the produce section of the grocery store, and I see a woman put a cucumber in her basket, I have to laugh to myself, because I know what she’s probably going to…

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Over 68,000 single women starve to death every year.

April 30, 2012
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Over 68,000 single women starve to death every year.

Scurvy Jane is enjoying being a single lady again. For an amount of time, I like to call ‘one month and 43 days’, she was in a long-term relationship with Thirsty Dave but nothing lasts…

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The incarceration of Little Laura Linders and why she should have become a Tom Waits fan instead of a Justin Bieber fan.

April 29, 2012
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The incarceration of Little Laura Linders and why she should have become a Tom Waits fan instead of a Justin Bieber fan.

Little Laura Linders, idolized iconic idols immensely. Her specialist chosen subject was Justin Bieber and she wouldn’t hear a bad word said about her. An engaging girl, if you told her that the Bieber sounded…

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Black Men Should Run The Goodwill Stores

April 28, 2012
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Black Men Should Run The Goodwill Stores

I’ve been staying with my sister while in Los Angeles. Why? I really have no idea at this point. Pasadena annoys the hell out of me. It’s like a GAP commercial threw up. Anyway, she…

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Appalachian American Reunion

April 28, 2012
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My father-in-law recently posted on Facebook, “We will no longer be called Hillbilly Rednecks. We will henceforth be known as Appalachian Americans.” When I married my husband, I wasn’t sure how Appalachian American would mesh…

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Overcoming Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

April 28, 2012
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Before we begin today’s proceedings, can I please say that you’re the bad person here and not me. If you laugh at this, you’re a truly horrible person and will forever be a truly horrible…

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FOX Reporter Puts Foot in Mouth with Tweet

April 27, 2012
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Sandra Fluke, the Georgetown law student  who came into the public eye for her testimony supporting insurance coverage for birth control, announced her engagement to her long-time boyfriend. Upon hearing the good news FOX  Pundit…

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Text and The City

April 27, 2012
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Text and The City

I heart New York, but face it, the city that never sleeps has its hazards and they’re constantly changing. A decade ago, pedestrian casualties involved cabs and run-ins with their drivers. This week, my New…

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