Daily Archives: April 11, 2012

Explaining the U.S. Branches of Government to Foreigners, Children (Part 2)

April 11, 2012
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And one comedian.

I continue my three-part series of explaining the U.S. branches of government to foreigners and children. This week, it's the legislative branch.

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CEO Best Buy Bites the Dust

April 11, 2012
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Best Buy’s CEO has quit after 28 years. It’s a shame Best Buy didn’t buy the $39.99 extended protection plan on its executives.     Neal MayhemRadio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causerMore Posts - Website…

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The Catholic Coffee Snob

April 11, 2012
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This is for all of you caffeinated Catholics out there who still go to Confes … er, the Sacrament of Reconciliation.[1] Warning:  This is only for those who are reckless enough to make suggestions to a…

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The Ultimate Aphrodisiac

April 11, 2012
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Jennifer Love Hewitt says she dabs on McCormick’s Vanilla Extract to attract men. According to the actress, men sniff her and say, “You smell fantastic.”  Honestly, I think she missed the boat. If it’s men…

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When Adult Stars Go Political

April 11, 2012
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Well, it seems as if Rick Santorum has suspended his presidential campaign. Theories abound as to what prompted the presidential wannabe to quit the race. There were rumors that Pennsylvania was going to loudly stomp…

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April 11, 2012
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Great news! ADHD kids will in all likelihood not grow up to be serial killers! podcast-13-your-green-slip-is-showing Lisa K. NelsonSitcom writer (Ellen, Suddenly Susan, Everybody Loves Raymond) who quit to raise three kids (initially adorable, currently…

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It’s Not My Fault

April 11, 2012
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I recently went to the doctor’s office. It was pointed out that, over the years, my weight had deviated sharply from my ideal weight curve. In my defense, the numbers show that it’s glandular. Mainly…

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Homo’s Devil Machine

April 11, 2012
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If you happen to be out walking the dog and chance upon this fine upstanding citizen, you might just let her know that the sign she so elegantly holds, was made with the aid of…

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