Today heaven weeps to cleanse away the bad intentions of this sun bleached hell hole we call Los Angeles. Holy shit, sorry that last line came out a bit too “artful” even for me. Let…
Dear Lord, please let my soon-to-be-wife’s hunter orange bridesmaids dresses spontaneously combust before our wedding. Having one emotional woman at the altar is awful enough, having seven teeth gritting, pissed off women, verbally castrating me under their…
Once again, I am saddened by the gun violence that permeates every sector of our society, so I have come up with a solution. Now, don’t panic NRA people, while my solution does eliminate the…
While discussing the finer points of International Thermonuclear Experimental Reactors with Thirsty Dave, we encountered a drinking establishment that demanded our attention. Not only did it demand our attention, it exerted over us a hypnotic…
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