When I die I want to be cremated, and put into the pepper shakers at Olive Garden. Kevin WooleryMostly untrue stories, and rants from an aspiring stand-up comedian, and comedy writer. Born, raised, and currently…
Here are my least-terrible Twitter posts from today: My mother-in-law said I undercooked the hamburgers. To her, they’re not done until they’re as black as…







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