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Day: May 18, 2012

Kathy’s Points to Remember

May 18, 2012July 17, 2012 Kathy Minicozzi

Don’t wear a pair of Espadrilles in the rain. Your feet will never recover from the emotional trauma. If you want your cat to do something, make him think you don’t want him to do […]

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6 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Words to Think Uponbathing suits, cats, espadrilles, fun, funny lists, humor, humour, Kathy Minicozzi, men, relationships, women

Decoding Men

May 18, 2012October 18, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

Several times this month, I had lunch or dinner with women who are extremely frustrated with the various men in their lives.  In short, they are tired of trying to figure them out. So, in an […]

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8 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Relationshipscheating, females, humor, males, men, relationships, women

10 Places Beach Balls Are Not Welcome

May 18, 2012May 18, 2012 Tor Constantino

I was jogging the other day through a park near our home, and I saw a group of kids playing with a beach ball – trying to keep it off the ground. It got me […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleandrea bocelli, beach balls, biden, colonoscopy, funny, giving birth, irs, Obama, prison riot, republican national committee, the beach boys, the daily retort, tor constantino

The Puppy Pot Epidemic

May 18, 2012May 19, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Does your dog display a faraway look in his eyes?  At times, does he possess a need for an exorbitant amount of Snausages?  Does he lie on his back and stare at the ceiling fan […]

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8 CommentsGood Clean Fun, LifestyleBrian Griffin, chocolate, dogs, Goofy, humor, marijuana, medical marijuana, Pluto, poison, pot, puppies, Republicans

Friday Humor Devotional

May 18, 2012May 19, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

Dear Lord, please thank my loan officer Guido.  He told me if I didn’t pay back the money I borrowed with interest he would take me to swim with the fishes.  I was so excited […]

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6 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, Fiction, Lifestyledeb martin-webster, friday humor devotional, guido, loan sharks, mafia humor, sea world, shark tank, trunks

My Motivation

May 18, 2012 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

With so many bad role models out there, it’s hard to separate the music fan from the Bon Jovi fan. Nearly everyone is writing books about how to use the other 90% of your mind […]

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2 CommentsFictionBill Gates, Bill Y, Bon Jovi fans, Bon Jovi hatred, george lucas, How to use the other 90% of your mind to increase the size of your breasts, Microsoft, My Motivation, Star Wars, Star Wars prequels

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