Daily Archives: May 26, 2012

Boots, Booty, and Nancy Sinatra

May 26, 2012
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I became Twitter-obsessed in 2010. It probably happened when I got the shocking email. My scream sent the family running. Sure, it was a happy scream, but the volume and intensity sounded more like “I…

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More Proof That I Am Weird

May 26, 2012
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More Proof That I Am Weird

There is no hope for me. The only thing left is to accept myself for what I am and hope that others will understand. I like Brussels sprouts. When you mention Brussels sprouts to people,…

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Chef’s Surprise

May 26, 2012
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A chef, who describes himself as an asexual, voluntarily had his penis, testicles and scrotum surgically removed and then served his former genitals to guests at a special banquet.  Believe it or not, the diners not…

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Why Hasn’t Someone Thought of this Yet?

May 26, 2012
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Smokeless guns would make crime a lot easier to get away with. Richard SpallMore Posts - Website - Twitter

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Forward Thinking

May 26, 2012
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I once was engaged to an Asian girl, but broke it off when I became worried that I’d never be able to tell my kids apart. Richard SpallMore Posts - Website - Twitter

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Race for a Cure

May 26, 2012
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I keep seeing these races “for a cure”… Sure, physical fitness is important for health, but can’t we try something else possibly involving labwork or something? Richard SpallMore Posts - Website - Twitter

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Contact Manager

May 26, 2012
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I recently had to wait 15 minutes at the Walmart cash register because my container of spinach rang up as “CONTACT MANAGER”. No manager could be found and 3 different people attempted to solve this…

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It was hell, I can’t walk! Man found sobbing on the street after 36-hour sex ordeal with German nymphomaniac.

May 26, 2012
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It was hell, I can’t walk! Man found sobbing on the street after 36-hour sex ordeal with German nymphomaniac.

If you’ve come here looking for a discussion on four-handed dentistry, you’ve come to the wrong place. If you’ve come here looking for a discussion on why electricity is possible, you’ve come to the wrong…

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