Daily Archives: June 14, 2012

Good Hotels

June 14, 2012
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I’ve watched so many CSI’s that if I walk into a hotel bathroom and there’s no dead body wedged beside the toilet I think, “Pfft, some hotel.” Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll…

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ELEVATING OVERMAN (Excerpt #2)

June 14, 2012
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ELEVATING OVERMAN (Excerpt #2)

The alarm clock blasts Overman out of his dream. In it, he is being ripped off by the contractor who is re-modeling the house he will eventually lose in the divorce. Flawlessly mimicking real life,…

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Really, Jesus was a Carpenter?

June 14, 2012
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I am glad that my wife isn’t also Jewish. We would never ever get any furniture assembled.               Jason EscapeI escape from things and I help people. I write…

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Time sucks, lesbian Norman Rockwell, dancing janitors and other non-sequiturs…

June 14, 2012
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Time sucks, lesbian Norman Rockwell, dancing janitors and other non-sequiturs…

This week on ADHDivas… How can we help our kids remember stuff? And more importantly… How can we help ourselves remember stuff?           Somewhere there’s a dancing janitor wearing a red bow…

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The Real Performers of Cirque Du Soleil

June 14, 2012
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The California Border Patrol expressed remorse over allegations that two of their agents engaged in oral sex during a Cirque Du Soleil performance. Arrested for their actions,the pair might also be held responsible for a…

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HumorOutcasts Radio – Australian Writer Dionne Lister

June 14, 2012
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This week, my guest was Dionne Lister, an Australian writer and wonderful Twitter friend. Dionne writes Fantasy and suspense. Her short stories are riveting and her new book, Shadows of the Realm, is getting rave…

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Damn! No Swearing Allowed

June 14, 2012
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The town of Middleborough, Massachusetts has banned profanity.  Anyone caught swearing has to pay a $20 fine. Upon hearing about this new ordinance, the White House has decided to follow suit and enforce a national…

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Do not buy the licorice, it does not work.

June 14, 2012
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Do not buy the licorice, it does not work.

Working is the same as not working except for not getting paid at the end of the month for doing stuff that you’re paid to do. In a one-off series that doesn’t even have the…

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