Daily Archives: June 27, 2012

There Can Be Only One (But Not Necessarily Ryan Reynolds)

June 27, 2012
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Sometimes I want to rush home after work to my French colonial-themed masturbatorium, too.

Salutations, Hollywood executive! You may be wondering why I’m writing you this open letter, and why my headshot is actually a full-body nude. I’ll answer your second question first: I have a lot of these…

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Spinach Wisdom

June 27, 2012
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Popeye was right. A study says spinach DOES gives you muscles. But, when you’ve eaten it, and got the muscles, aim higher than Olive Oyl. Neal MayhemRadio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causerMore Posts - Website…

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Daily Affirmations For Busy Bloggers

June 27, 2012
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I had a rough day yesterday. I write a certain blog for a Very Large Newspaper, and while it wouldn’t be professional of me to go into details, I can boil down what happened for…

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Top-10 Creepiest Clowns Ever

June 27, 2012
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I have to confess that I suffer from a disorder that currently has no cure. It’s a haunting problem that few people talk about. But I’m breaking my silence. I have coulrophobia – an acute fear…

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Bride Kidnapping Expert

June 27, 2012
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Bride Kidnapping Expert

Thirsty Dave asks Scurvy Jane to marry him, 67.83 times a day. Scurvy’s answer is always a defiant “I’d rather eat 65 medium-sized magnets and attach myself to a fridge than marry you, you good…

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