VATICAN CITY – Catholic Church officials are furious that the canonization of Pope John Paul II has been derailed from its well-planned schedule. It has come to light that sometime in the summer of 2008,…
My family says I do not know how to relax. I think they are crazy. Just because I like to fold laundry or surf the internet on my laptop or design an outdoor patio while…
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Dear Lord, when I die please have my ashes spread over the sexy hot bodies of Johnny Depp and LL Cool J so that I can at last say I was part of a ménage à trois,…
Jill Y is a realist and constantly tells me that she’s too good for me and she’s massively right. How she puts up with me and my juvenile ways, I’ll never know. I love that…
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