Daily Archives: July 6, 2012

Latter Day Taint

July 6, 2012
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VATICAN CITY – Catholic Church officials are furious that the canonization of Pope John Paul II has been derailed from its well-planned schedule. It has come to light that sometime in the summer of 2008,…

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Two Days Off…or Not

July 6, 2012
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Two Days Off…or Not

My family says I do not know how to relax.  I think they are crazy. Just because I like to fold laundry or surf the internet on my laptop or design an outdoor patio while…

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Eight Reasons Why I Would Have Made a Great Fairy Tale Princess if Someone Had Only Given Me the Chance

July 6, 2012
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Eight Reasons Why I Would Have Made a Great Fairy Tale Princess if Someone Had Only Given Me the Chance

1. I could sing “Someday My Prince Will Come” in the original key. I still can. 2. I could do a slow two-step waltz that was pretty respectable – well, at least as long as…

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Friday Humor Devotional

July 6, 2012
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Dear Lord, when I die please have my ashes spread over the sexy hot bodies of Johnny Depp and LL Cool J so that I can at last say I was part of a ménage à trois,…

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Who Should You Date?

July 6, 2012
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Who Should You Date?

Jill Y is a realist and constantly tells me that she’s too good for me and she’s massively right. How she puts up with me and my juvenile ways, I’ll never know. I love that…

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