When I was in third grade, all I wanted for my birthday was the Deluxe Betty Crocker Easy Bake Oven. I dreamed of owning it and cooking largesse meals for David Cassidy while the rest…
Dear Lord, please help me explain to my dimwitted redneck neighbor that watching NASCAR with his eye’s crossed won’t double his favorite car and driver’s chance of winning . . . dumb ass, Amen. Deb…
Have you ever wondered what kinds of things our favorite fictional characters would have on their shopping and to-do lists? Neither have I. Now that the subject has come up, though, we might as well…
I have to wonder what the neighborhood birds think about me. I maintain bird feeders and bird baths in the backyard and front yard. The “rest stop” for my feathered friends lie within five feet…
If you’ve ever wanted to know if you’re a lazy son of a Bon Jovi fans, sweaty armpit, you should ask yourself this question: Am I a lazy son of a Bon Jovi fans, sweaty…
We were able to stay the night without running the generator (the generator is required for the air conditioning when not hooked up to 110V) because it was already reasonably cool. We easily pulled up…
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