It’s easy to beat up on the next generation because they’re stupid but I prefer to mock them simply because I can. Of course it would be wrong to paint them all with the same…
Here are my least-terrible Twitter posts from today: My mother-in-law said I undercooked the hamburgers. To her, they’re not done until they’re as black as…
My daughters turn 1 and 3 this weekend. It’ll be 48 solid hours of cake, glitter, and princess dresses. Do me a favor and avenge…
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