I recently read that the company Yankee Candle is putting out a line of candles for men which I know will send an excited flurry of emotions down every man’s back. For those metrosexuals who will actually indulge in this craze and spend almost thirty dollars for this small treasure, there will be scents like “Riding Mower” which, as you can imagine, smells like grass, and”First Down” which smells like a leather chair.
But seriously; men don’t usually smell like grass or leather, so do they really want their house to smell like that? What about Stinky Jock, Moldy Foot, and Armpit de Funk?
After all, these are smells men are already used to.