Thunder ass over here falls squarely in the “fat” category. If I knew the HTML code to add the sound of a baked bean fart being cracked every time this image loaded, I would have used it.
It’s come to my attention recently that a few of my friends (this may be one of them) are into fat chicks. Not thick, but fat. Which is weird to me, because they’re not fat. Quite the contrary, in fact.
I get banging fatties if you’re fat and don’t care to swing for the fences, but when you yourself are in shape, the behavior is inexcusable. It makes as much sense as telling me you have five million dollars in the bank moments before digging a half-eaten sandwich out of a trash can and shoving it in your mouth. Will and I define what makes a woman thick versus what makes a woman fat and try to determine why a man would try and sleep with the latter. Click below to listen and feel better about yourself.
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In the past, I have been referred to as “thick” by a few people who didn’t quite get my way of understanding things, but I have moved past that. Therefore, please be kind enough to put me in the “fat” category. Thank you.
Kathy (The Fat Lady) Minicozzi (again)
I’m just flattered you made it through an entire episode of my show. Thanks for the comments though Kathy. And your last name is pretty awesome
Fat is sexy, that’s why! Back in ancient times, everyone thought so, and they were experts. They didn’t have television and movies in those days, so they had plenty of time to have sex, and to develop appreciation for the right kind of mates. They liked fat ladies back in those days.
So there is plenty of precedence for this.
Kathy (The Fat Lady) Minicozzi