The Facts of Life as Told by Conservative Congressman Todd Akin

According to Rep. Todd Akin (R-Mo.), “legitimate victims of rape” rarely get pregnant. The ultra-conservative congressman says that women have the ability to shut down whatever it is that gets women pregnant while they are being assaulted.  ( I think the term he was looking for was penis, but…) Women everywhere are amazed by his knowledge of female biology.  I would like to state my theory that Representative Akin does not have the ability to produce a rational thought as his brain cells have shut down from the many times his foot has been shoved into his mouth. I am pretty sure, that unlike his theory, mine can be proved.

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