If there’s one thing Jill Y loves, it’s a good sale, whatever the politically correct name for midgets is this week and the Annual Chairathon. For those not familiar with this event, it consists of a charity event for three-legged chairs where four-legged chairs attempt to highlight the plight of three-legged chairs and how the world treats them as if they’re worthless. Please see below a horrific example of the abuse and torture, these poor chairs have to suffer:
For God’s sake, please give what you can, no matter how small so these underprivileged pieces of furniture can stand on their own four legs just like other chairs and feel like they’re contributing to society again. Thank You.
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11 thoughts on “3 Parts Chair, 1 Part Unchair.”
What this chair needs is a nice redneck makeover: a strong wooden stick, some Superglue and some Duct Tape.
Yes, I’d like to help give them a leg up.
I must say I’m really happy with the amount of people who are willing to stand up and be counted on this issue.
I love your compassion for chairs with this issue. You should get a Nobel Prize
Ah I’ve had to turn down the last dozen because I’ve nowhere to put them.
This is truly a meaningful chairity. I hate to take advantage of the underprivileged’s situation, but are they all really 25% off? Seems like a bargain to me. I could really use some for playing jokes on people, and it might give them some satisfaction, getting to laugh at others for a change?
Let me start off by imploring you not to do it. As someone who has several pending lawsuits for playing such practical jokes on the unsuspecting public. I’d like to think I’ve a chance of beating the rap but realistically, I haven’t got a leg to stand on.
Please let me know if you ever start offering life coaching services. You have so much wisdom to share, and I feel guilty getting it for free via this website.
I’d love to help but I just don’t have the time. As a ruler of 14 Eastern European countries, I find myself with very little free time. On the positive side, my body has become used to the cold weather and my immune system is as strong, bold, and free as the milk-white foal of the Nedjidee.
“25% unchair” — it’s so sad when part of you is not what you want to be!
Even thinking about it now is bringing tears to my eyes but that’s because I have problems with tear ducts.
What this chair needs is a nice redneck makeover: a strong wooden stick, some Superglue and some Duct Tape.
Yes, I’d like to help give them a leg up.
I must say I’m really happy with the amount of people who are willing to stand up and be counted on this issue.
I love your compassion for chairs with this issue. You should get a Nobel Prize
Ah I’ve had to turn down the last dozen because I’ve nowhere to put them.
This is truly a meaningful chairity. I hate to take advantage of the underprivileged’s situation, but are they all really 25% off? Seems like a bargain to me. I could really use some for playing jokes on people, and it might give them some satisfaction, getting to laugh at others for a change?
Let me start off by imploring you not to do it. As someone who has several pending lawsuits for playing such practical jokes on the unsuspecting public. I’d like to think I’ve a chance of beating the rap but realistically, I haven’t got a leg to stand on.
Please let me know if you ever start offering life coaching services. You have so much wisdom to share, and I feel guilty getting it for free via this website.
I’d love to help but I just don’t have the time. As a ruler of 14 Eastern European countries, I find myself with very little free time. On the positive side, my body has become used to the cold weather and my immune system is as strong, bold, and free as the milk-white foal of the Nedjidee.
“25% unchair” — it’s so sad when part of you is not what you want to be!
Even thinking about it now is bringing tears to my eyes but that’s because I have problems with tear ducts.