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A Love Letter To The Trader Joe’s Cashier

September 16, 2014
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I really might ask him to marry me.

Dear cashier who carded me at Trader

Lisa Newlin

Lisa is a humor writer who plays an unconvincing lawyer in year life. She prefers dogs to most people, and food over most everything. Her blog, http://lisanewlin.com will make you feel better about your own life. It will also remind you that vodka is the answer to everything. (Except if the question is “What should I throw on this fire?” Then the answer is definitely NOT vodka.)

She is also a co-author of the bestselling humor books, “I Just Want to Be Alone” and “‘You’ve Got Lipstick On Your Teeth,’ And Other Things Only Heard From Your Friends In The Powder Room.” You should buy them immediately on Amazon.com.

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2 Responses to A Love Letter To The Trader Joe’s Cashier

  1. Kathy Minicozzi
    September 16, 2014 at 10:43 pm

    Hehe! Is he cute?

  2. September 16, 2014 at 10:13 pm

    So, you can be bought with flattery? Trader Joe’s might be sending you love letters.



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