SUPERMARKET HAIKU #1
Blocking the aisle.
Have you taken up residence?
Please make up your mind.
SUPERMARKET HAIKU #2
Blocking the aisle.
Hey, are you memorizing
The ingredients?
– Paul R. De Lancey, Bad Artist
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It doesn’t help, either, when the supermarket employees leave big boxes of yet-to-be-shelved merchandise sitting in the aisles. I know it makes it easier for them, but it makes supermarket shopping even more of a hell for us customers.
Those people don’t belong in civilized society. If I ever snap, this will be why.
I will be your alibi.