CHURCH POLE VAULTING HAIKU #1
I fly through the air
With such magnificent ease
Because you will not move.
CHURCH POLE VAULTING HAIKU #2
You are quite unable
To move toward the middle.
So I must pole vault.
– Paul R. De Lancey, Bad Artist
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Yes, but you see, there is a reason for hogging the place at the end of the pew. It’s easier to sneak out of church early from the end of a pew.
I bet you would take a congregation to new spiritual heights?? 🙂
I don’t know why this thought hasn’t occurred to millions of other people.