Billy Joel isn’t much help to authorities.
He claims he didn’t start the fire, but provides no insight as to who did.
I’m pretty sure it hasn’t always been burning since the world’s been turning.
Based upon simple scientific principles, the fire would have taken over the world after a few hundred years.
Anytime I’m guilty of something, which is most of the time, I always start my defense with “We didn’t……” so for that reason and that reason alone, I say he’s guilty.