I had a day off work so I decided to cook dinner. The problem with me cooking dinner is that I only know how to cook bacon. Jill Y, being a knower of this, told me to just make a salad. I, being a good boy, done what I was told and made a salad. So proud was I that I sent her a picture of it. I think she’s impressed because she said “Just wait until I get home”
If only I had used this tactic early on in my marriage. I’d be off kitchen duty and eating nothing but bacon.
It’s so reassuring the get this reassurance from everyone. Well, everyone except Jill Y that is!
If there is one piece of vegetable in it, it’s a salad. Those are the rules.
Now that’s the type of rule I try to live by.
Jill Y. is one lucky lady.
If only I didn’t have to remind her of that, several times an hour.
Reminds me of the kielbasa salad on the menu at a Polish restaurant we went to in NYC. Bed of lettuce and kielbasa. Was in the ‘Lighter Side’ category. Hey, I’m all for salad now.
With al these positive comments, I think I’ll have to look into making more salad.
Thing of beauty!
Some say it’s not poetry but what do they know anyway?
I firmly believe that bacon is the answer to all the world’s problems…..and salad.
I wish Jill Y had used this words when she saw it!
Now, that’s my kind of salad.
I think I done well considering my massively limited abilities.