It’s hard to know why a woman would want to spend time with me. I don’t have money, a personality or a future with money or a personality. As a ruler of 14 Eastern European countries, I do have a lot of power and I know women are attracted to that kind of thing. I’m not a married man but that’s only because I’m a tactical genius:
I’d devise a harness so I could be on the ceiling with a fishing pole. I wouldn’t leave until all 176 traps went off. And then I’d find the nearest pawn shop 😉
Ah entrepreneurs make the world go round!
Bill, you know just how to get to a woman’s heart, right through her severed finger!!
Last of the great romantics is Bill Y!
Ah, a trap worth testing Bill because diamonds are a girls best friend.
Ah but that trap sets off 175 more traps and each are more fiendish than the last!