I still haven’t found what I’m looking for

In the beginning, there was no U2 and on the first day, God said “Let there be Bono” and there was U2. And God looked upon U2 and saw that it was good. And God loved Bono and Bono was his favorite. For many years, everything was sweet until one day, Bono ordered a pizza. The round pizza came in a square box and Bono was massively confused. Bono asked God “why does the round pizza come in a square box?”. God told Bono that it was a riddle, older than time itself. Secretly, Bono thought that God was only saying this as he didn’t know the answer:

 

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If you or anyone you know, knows why round pizza comes in a square box, please tell Bono and he’ll buy you a pint. That is all.

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10 thoughts on “I still haven’t found what I’m looking for”

  1. I’m shocked that Bono hasn’t done a series of celebrity-filled songs to raise money to get to the bottom of this. Hopefully he doesn’t realize that some places use crumbled pepperoni and some use slices. Could put him over the edge.

    1. If Bono decides to do a series of celebrity-filled songs to figure this out, it’s on you!

  2. Just because someone is a big shot in the music business doesn’t mean they can figure out the simple mysteries of life. Sad but true. I hope someone can help him or maybe they can sing a song about it and inspire people to contribute to find the answers!

  3. Some people may believe this is because square boxes are easier to make, but the truth is that putting a square box on a round pizza has several advantages:
    1) It doesn’t roll away when on its side.
    2) It allows you to pick up a hot pizza by the box corners, which are a safe distance from the pizza.
    3) It allows people to get free pints!

    1. I’m disappointed Tom, I thought you would be the one to sort this out! 😉

    1. There’s an old joke where I’m from that tells how Bono used to sing for free on the streets of Dublin and that now he’s rich, he should change his name to “Pro Bono”.

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