In an act of depravity not seen since the previous act of depravity, a scoundrel or scoundrels, broke into Scurvy Jane’s place and stole her orange juice. As shocking as this is, as of yet, we do not know why he/she/they refused to take her Bon Jovi CD collection. I mean, it was well wrapped in a large envelope and labeled “If you are a scoundrel or scoundrels, please take my Bon Jovi CD collection. Thank you so much”. We can only assume that the scoundrel/scoundrels had musical taste. As is the case in theses matters, I was called in, to devise a deterrent against this happening again. It wasn’t my simplest case but I think I came up with a way of scaring future, unscrupulous rogues:
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And to think: the Bon Jovi Collection was untouched. That is a dastardly criminal.
One of these or other days, I’m going to change the name on that large envelope to “U2”.
I can just make out the disclaimer: “Object in courtyard is bigger than it appears.”
Your glasses are better than mine!