No actually, if I were at the World Cup and I had industrial strength earplugs, I’d be tooting on a vuvuzula. I may even borrow a tune from Pete Seeger and compose a vuvuzula song. However, this year’s World Cup has prohibited Vuvus. Can you imagine, a world cup with no vuvus? But they can’t me from singing… my Pete Seeger type song . If I were to do so, it would appear below, sort of like this:
If I had a vuvu
I’d blow it in the morning
I’d blow it in the evening
All over this game
I’d blow it out slowly
I’d blow it with no reason
I’d blow out all the ears of my brothers and my sisters
All over this game
If I had a vuvu
I’d blow it in their faces
I’d blow it in their eyeballs
All over their head
I’d blow out danger
I’d blow it at strangers
I’d blow it at strangers, nevermind the dangers
All over this game
If I had a vuvu
I’d blow it up your nostrils
I’d clear up your sinuses
All under your eyes
I’d blow out eardrums
So you wouldn’t even hear me
When I dance around like a crazy horn buffoon
All over this game
If I had a vuvu
I’d blow it at the mo-oon
I’d blow it at a wildebeest
All over this land
It’s the Vuvu of Excitement
It’s the horn of soccer
Near the town of Rio – good luck with that.
All over this game.