And so it came to pass, that Jill Y asked me to think about something. She gave me three choices:
1) Rivers of Jammu and Kashmir.
2) Toblerone.
9) Thirsty Dave’s facial expressions when he realizes that the bar is closed.
I obviously chose option 1. Rivers of Jammu and Kashmir, before I discarded it and settled for option 2. Toblerone, before I changed my mind it and settled on option 6. A Nic Cage/pizza phone case:
Wow, this makes me crave pizza and Con Air at the same time.
And they are two of the very finest things in life.
Three questions:
1) Is this a gift for you?
2) Is this a gift for Jill Y?
3) If it is a gift for Jill Y, are you still alive after giving it to her?
1) Yes
2 No
3) N/A
You successfully passed the spousal Kobayashi Maru.
Thanks Forrest, and they said it couldn’t be done!