If you slap yourself and you feel it, you’ll know you are here.
If you’re happy and you know it, people will wonder what you have been smoking.
Never lend your favorite black marking pen to someone who sniffs ink.
When things are going wrong, get a healthy perspective and be happy. When things are going well, be on the alert for disaster. These are effective ways to drive yourself crazy.
If a tree falls on top of you in a forest and nobody is around to hear you or the tree, you’re pretty much screwed.
It’s always darkest in the middle of the night when you have to get up and go to the bathroom.
Early to bed and early to rise are strictly for morning people.
A bird in the hand can get pretty messy.
I think it was my auld friend Voltaire who said “The most important decision you make is to be in a good mood” and I have to agree with him but he hasn’t got a patch on your Points to Remember though!
I’ve discovered that it’s also darkest in the middle of the night when you start thinking about your former savings account.
That pretty much covers it! You’ve done more in one post to help mankind than the Federal Government’s done in years.
Always such practical advice and tips! LOL
The world just never has enough practical advice and tips. Those of us who are able to think them up have a moral duty to share them.
Either that, or we just like to hear ourselves talk.