A new Texas law meant to reduce rampant yet undetectable voter fraud will require voting citizens to defeat a dragon before being able to cast their ballot. Proponents of the law say that any true Texan should be able to defeat a measly dragon.
Due to limited supplies of dragons, however, dragons will vary from location to location. Chosen completely at random, residents of Dallas, Houston, and especially Austin must defeat the following:
While rural areas will square off against this terrifying beast:
Some critics claim that the law will disenfranchise thousands of legitimate voters and was passed too close to an election, but supporters say that it’s pretty much implied in the Constitution that if you can’t defeat a dragon, you really have no business voting anyway.
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