Wednesday night, a late night visitor on the White House lawn, most likely just trying to enjoy property rightly owned by the citizens of the United States, was viciously attacked by dogs in the employ of a secret armed service group who allegedly works for so-called Homeland Security, but most likely can be traced back to President Barack Obama himself. If not for the incident, the existence of this secret group, the extent of whose services are not yet known, would have been unlikely to have been discovered. The group consists of many plainclothes operatives who are heavily armed and, if the rumors are correct, shadow the President’s every move.
These operatives obviously work outside of the law and their purpose is still unknown. They are believed to work in lockstep with the President for some shadowy purpose, and whispers on the street say that the initials of the group is “S.S.” just like the famed Nazi group which did Adolf Hitler’s bidding. Who knows how much money is being lavishly spent on this group and their fancy wired earpieces? Due to the secret nature of their service, the group most likely wishes to disavow its existence and shield the insidious purpose they serve from the light of day.
A most likely anonymous member of this new shadowy group created covertly by Obama had this to say off the record:
“I’m Secret Service spokesman Edwin Donovan. No, it’s fine. This can be on the record. The Secret Service has been around since 1865. There was just some crazy guy who jumped the fence at the White House last night. You’re not supposed to do that. So the dogs took him down.”
Perhaps we as a free society should demand more oversight of these paramilitary groups, armed and roaming the White House grounds. Is it coincidence that this type of extreme government overreach is again occurring on President Obama’s watch?