This story is neither remarkable nor true. While on safari in Kenya recently, Jill Y lost one of her thousands of suitcases. It’s not as bad as it sounds for the suitcase in question wasn’t carrying any of her shoes. It was the one and only time that I lied to her when I told her that I had no idea what happened to the suitcase. Truth be known, I knew exactly where it was and who I gave it to:
Oh Bill Y, as long as it wasn’t the shoes suitcase, how could one resist giving a suitcase to this little guy?
If it was the shoes suitcase, I would be here to tell the tale!