It’s been several months since I’ve posted to my favorite humor site, but I’m back and better than ever. A lot has happened in the past few months, including, but not limited to:
- Starting a new job making a crap-load of money
- Getting pseudo-fired from that job for being “incompetent, not able to follow the simple commands of a dog”
- Waking up Ruffle drunk with a chip stuck to my face
- Admiring moomoos at the Bealls department store
- Starting a new job making crap
- Being revered at the new job as “that new girl”
- Crying in my wine and picking my toenails
- Being baby-shaken by the Universe back to reality
- Realizing that sometimes it’s OK to shake a baby
- Becoming immensely inspired by the sea of mediocrity that I was floating face down in
- Peeing in the sea of mediocrity and crawling my way out
- Taking a shower and putting on actual clothes
- Repurposing my one book idea into four books with a purpose
- Not crying in my wine or picking my toenails
So as you can see, I’ve been really busy. I really missed this place and look forward to filling my mind with the humor of all the great writers here, and possibly stealing all your ideas. Not really. I don’t need to be shaken by the Universe again. I got the message.
Ah, the old Ruffle drunk leads to book inspiration thing. So great, missed your wit.
So happy to have you back! We did miss you!