Father’s Day comes once a year and gives us a time to celebrate the guy who donated his sperm, as if the act of the donation wasn’t fun enough.
Many fathers get the love and appreciation they deserve on Father’s Day but here a few that I think get overlooked. Let’s raise a beer to them.
Walter White
Because no one looks better in a hat than he does.
Anthony Weiner
He’s so proud to be a dad he texts pictures of his baby-maker to unsuspecting women.
George Washington
He’s the father of our entire fricking nation…and he had to wear a powdered wig to make it happen.
Al Bundy
Because works so hard to provide for the family he hates.
Troy from “Out of this World”
Even though he couldn’t be with Evie in person, he was a great long distance dad, despite the hefty phone charges.
Puff Daddy
Because his name actually has daddy in it.
Ryan Gosling
He may not be a dad yet, but he’s the future father of our love children (as soon as that restraining order is lifted).
Walter White just needs a haircut for Fathers Day because when he grows his hair, he looks like Malcolm in The Middle’s dad!
You have a point, but either way he’s still THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!!!!!
I’ll raise a glass of Dom Perignon to George Washington. I was born on his birthday (February 22) and throughout my childhood I always got my birthday off from school. That alone deserves a glass of the best bubbly.
To the rest of them, I’ll raise a glass of ginger ale, if it’s hot outside and the ginger ale is cold.
OMG! You should feel honored to share your birthday with such a national treasure. I feel like I need to get you a cherry tree next year as it would be unpatriotic not to.
Thanks. I’d rather have a money tree. 😉