10 thoughts on “Thirsty Phone”

1. I had to drive my drunken phone home. It kept cutting out in mid-sentence.

   1. And did you get any thanks for it? No you didn’t, just sentences that kept cutting out in mid

2. I blame things on plate tectonics. 🙂

   1. How can a dude in your position blame anything on a plate! 😉

3. My phone dialed my butt.

   1. I don’t even have a contact number for my butt!

4. Did your phone do the walk of shame too?

   1. The yPhone dances with shame!

5. My phone doesn’t get drunk, just high.

   1. That’s classic Android v iOS!

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