I had to call Jill Y on one of those old stationary cell phones that’s really not a cell phone at all. We discussed our plans to remove Bon Jovi from the realm of consciousness. I can’t explain why but I had a strange notion that either Bon Jovi or even people who mattered, were listening to our conversation:
Why were you using a pay phone? Don’t you know those are only used in drug deals and kidnappings? What do you have to hide?…..
It started out as a plot to kidnap Thirsty Dave’s sense of humor. Four days and four nights and still no sign of it!
Gee, I was planning to use one of those old payphones to discuss my devious plot to take over the world. I guess I’ll just have to stick to passing notes.
I don’t want to alarm you Kathy but those notes are taped too!
Well, I guess it’s only fair to give the bad guys a heads up so they don’t incriminate themselves.
I suppose all’s fair in war and war and whatnot!
Why were you using a pay phone? Don’t you know those are only used in drug deals and kidnappings? What do you have to hide?…..