Me: *hugs 4-year-old* I wouldn’t trade you for anything in the world. 4-year-old: I’d trade you for pizza.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 19, 2014
Me: What’s wrong? 4-year-old: I wish everything was made out of cake.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 19, 2014
Not to brag, but I know exactly what to do in a crisis. I’m really good at panicking.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 19, 2014
4-year-old: Can you make cookies? Me: Not right now. I’m really tired. 4: Me: 4: You could make coffee, then cookies.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 19, 2014
Me: High-five? 4-year-old: No. Me: Why not? 4: I’m saving them for cool people.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 20, 2014
From http://t.co/HTDVyr8D7T 5/26/14: pic.twitter.com/rzDv9fnZz8
— James Breakwell (@James_Breakwell) November 12, 2014