4-year-old: Why are you my dad? Me: Because I made you. 4: How? Me: 4: Me: 4: Me: With Legos.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 19, 2014
4-year-old: Can we trade the baby for a puppy? Me: No. That’s a terrible thing to say. 4: Oh, OK. Me: 4: What about two puppies?
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 18, 2014
4-year-old: *points to my arm* What’s that? Me: Arm hair. 4: Why are you gross?
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 18, 2014
My 2-year-old walked into the room and screamed, “I’m not a truck!” I’d tell her to be quiet, but technically she’s right.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 18, 2014
4-year-old: I can’t find Prince Eric’s cape Me: Play without it 4: Nobody loves a man without a cape Now I know what’s wrong with my life
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 18, 2014
So, you have totally re-vamped the Where do Babies come from talk? I like legos-very visual.