4-year-old: Are goats real? Me: Of course they are. I can show you some if you want. 4: *runs away* Apparently she was saying “ghosts.”
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 17, 2014
4-year-old: Why are oranges? Me: Why are oranges what? 4: Just why are oranges? Me: 4: Me: 4: Me: Just because. 4: Oh, OK.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 16, 2014
Me: I found this in the fridge. *holds up a Barbie* 4-year-old: Her house doesn’t have air conditioning.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 16, 2014
Me: For all you know, I could have kids out there somewhere from before we were married. Wife: Your hand can’t get pregnant.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 16, 2014
2-year-old: *points at TV* What’s on him? Me: Ketchup. Lots of ketchup. *chainsaw revs* Me: He spilled it while he was cutting firewood.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 16, 2014
Here’s the very first webcomic from http://t.co/HTDVyrqMm1, originally posted February 16, 2014: pic.twitter.com/I6cGL0St67
— James Breakwell (@James_Breakwell) August 9, 2014