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What’s Really Lurking In Your Refrigerator Door Compartment

August 26, 2014
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Don’t tell me it doesn’t happen at your house too.  If not, let me know if you need pickles.  The refrigerator door (1)

Lisa Newlin

Lisa is a humor writer who plays an unconvincing lawyer in year life. She prefers dogs to most people, and food over most everything. Her blog, http://lisanewlin.com will make you feel better about your own life. It will also remind you that vodka is the answer to everything. (Except if the question is "What should I throw on this fire?" Then the answer is definitely NOT vodka.) She is also a co-author of the bestselling humor books, "I Just Want to Be Alone" and "'You've Got Lipstick On Your Teeth,' And Other Things Only Heard From Your Friends In The Powder Room." You should buy them immediately on Amazon.com.

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6 Responses to What’s Really Lurking In Your Refrigerator Door Compartment

  1. Bill Y Ledden
    August 27, 2014 at 12:57 pm

    My imaginary son was in the fridge last night but I don’t think that’s what you’re asking!

    • August 27, 2014 at 5:34 pm

      That’s funny because I have an imaginary friend that gets in the fridge in the middle of the night and eats all of the things.

  2. Kathy Minicozzi
    August 26, 2014 at 11:56 pm

    Condiments … and little pieces of cheese, eggs, little cartons of healthy drinks that you bought never realizing that they taste vile …

    • August 27, 2014 at 5:34 pm

      I have so many condiments and bottles of salad dressing that it’s ridiculous. I think I buy a new bottle of salad dressing everytime I go to the store in the hopes maybe it will make me eat salad. It doesn’t.

  3. August 26, 2014 at 11:26 pm

    I just cleaned out my refrigerator as everyone left town. I should have put something in each family members suitcase to take to another town and throw away there. That’s how to murder condiments and not get caught.

    • August 27, 2014 at 5:33 pm

      You’re brilliant! My mom always gives us something to take home after we visit and I swear she’s just cleaning out her fridge.



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