A Liberal Conspiracy?

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Those makeup artists in Hollywood are pretty amazing. They can do anything. Just think about how they turned Donald Rumsfeld into Benjamin Button for the film The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button:

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Absolutely incredible. Utter artistry. And I’m pretty sure whoever facilitated that amazing transformation on Rumsfeld has done it again, this time creating a masterpiece. How do I know this? Because a bit ago I started to realize that Donald Trump isn’t real. He just can’t be. Not possible. It took a while, but I finally figured it out. Trump is actually a fictional character being played by Alec Baldwin in his finest and longest-running role ever:

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The liberal-in-real-life Baldwin is the consummate actor. If you’ve watched him play his opposite in the character of Jack Donaghy on 30 Rock, you know he can pull this one off. Easily.

And ask yourself this question: Have you ever seen a picture of Trump and Baldwin together in real life? Didn’t think so.

Hollywood is full of liberals, so this must be a liberal conspiracy to make the GOP look bad. I really hope I’m right on this, because countries never fare well when they put an authoritarian in charge.

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5 thoughts on “A Liberal Conspiracy?”

  1. I can’t wait for the day, in the middle of the debate, when Baldwin peels the Trump mask off, picks up and pets the Trump-haired kitty, and laughs maniacally for all the world to see.

  2. OMG.You have finally been able to explain a secret of the universe…why people like The Donald…because he’s actually liberal! HAHAHAHA. Great post!

  3. You, Sir, are the makeup artist. What hilarious scenarios will you make up next? Great parallel photos!

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