A Place For The Ladies

Have you ever thought that great ideas are just floating around like freebies, waiting for anyone to grab them and get rich? For example, think about the last time your married boss made you have lunch with him at Hooters. Did you think “someone should do the female equivalent of this?” Probably not, because you were too busy making sure you didn’t see anyone you know.

But someone is doing just that. The news is reporting that a restaurateur is opening a Hooters-for-women called Tallywackers. The restaurant is still in the planning stages, which is good because I have a few awesome suggestions to help it succeed:

The Uniform

This one is so obvious. There is no better outfit for walking up to a table of ladies and saying “Would you like to try our deviled eggs…they huge and delicious.” Unfortunately, this outfit might not fly. Most jurisdictions don’t allow servers to be bare-chested, mostly because waiters don’t get compensated for the chest hairs that fall into your salad.

And speaking of food:

The Signature Appetizer

Yup, obvious as well. The Little Whacker will just melt in your mouth.

The owner has claimed that in the interest of diversity, waiters won’t be your standard beefcakes. They’ll come in all sorts of sizes and styles to fit varying tastes. That’s probably just a sneaky way of admitting that you can’t compete with the romance book cover-model industry for employees.

You can follow Tallywackers on Facebook. I’m going to. It’ll be fun lying in bed when my wife looks and her phone and sees “Thomas Sullivan Likes Tallywackers!” in her news feed.