12 thoughts on “Dear Shelby,”

1. So that’s the sound that air makes.

   1. You really shouldn’t do such a disservice to air.

2. I think she might be the true poster girl for birth control.

   1. She is the reason I only have imaginary kids.

3. Shelley never got “The Talk,” or it didn’t take.

   1. Now I’m not great at math myself but…

4. Blonde . . . .

   1. Empty….

5. I think it’s an elephant asking…

   1. You really shouldn’t do such a disservice to elephants.

6. Why can’t I meet girls like that?

   1. Be careful what you wish for!

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