I had nothing better to do in the last couple of days, so I looked on the Internet for funny product names. Your imagination can soar to great heights or fall to great depths with these. Here are some examples. Most of these are just so wrong that it would be a crime not to poke fun at them.
Bag Balm
What I imagine it to be: A tranquilizer for unattractive old ladies
What it is: A salve to be applied to a cow’s udder. It can also be used by humans as a hand lotion.
Fagottini
What I imagine it to be: A group of tiny gay men who insist that a “faggot” is a piece of firewood that provides light and warmth and, therefore, it is not an insult
What it is: Stuffed pasta
Megapussi
What I imagine it to be: (1) A witch’s brew that enlarges lady parts; (2) A giant cat.
What it is: Potato chips
Nuclear Licorice
What I imagine it to be: A minuscule device disguised as a piece of black candy, designed to blow up entire cities.
What it is: Plain old ordinary brown colored lozenges
Soup for Sluts
What I imagine it to be: A liquid aphrodisiac for women that turns them into raving nymphomaniacs
What it is: A form of Ramen noodles
Vergina
What I imagine it to be: Virginal lady parts
What it is: Beer
This piece was originally posted in my blog, Welcome to My Quirky World.
Oh, those marketing geniuses who get to name products. Bet those brainstorming sessions are fun, huh?
I’m not embarrassed to say I have a container of Bag Balm. Don’t judge me . . . 😉
It’s only a matter of time before “Soup for Sluts” becomes a band name.
I think some of those were titles to 8 millimeter adult movies I saw in the 70s.
Either that, or the people responsible for naming the products are sex addicts!