Dear Lord, please help me restrain from laughing out loud at my crazy Aunt Gladys. When she asked what church I attended, I jokingly said, “I worship at Our Lady of the Sealy Posturepedic .” Her response, “Oh, I didn’t know you were Catholic.” Amen and goodnight.
Did you get married in the Spring?
If my memory foam serves me well Bill Y I think I married during the Sealy Summer Sale. 😉
I have a memory foam mattress myself. I’m spoiled that way.
That doesn’t keep me from church on Sunday mornings, but it makes a comfortable place to fall asleep watching TV. 😉
I love my church Kathy. And, the only plate that gets passed around had breakfast on it! Can I get an Amen and a side order of hash browns!
I guess at your church you read the Gospels of Mattress, Mark, Luke, and John.
Sounds like you’d be especially interested in the virgin berth.
I bet your church provides you the comfort and support you need to get you through the long night.
May you find the rest you seek.
Bill, every day is a new awakening and a peaceful berth. Just like comfy manger! 😉