Dear Lord, please forgive me for my selfish celebration this glorious Friday. When Donald Trump allowed a woman to come on stage to test the authenticity of his mangy locks, it happily confirmed the financial growth of my Super Glue stock, Amen.
Deb Martin-Webster is the author of western romance series, Love, Montana and Always, Montana published by HO Press and Shorehouse Books.
The combover appears to come from different directions depending on the event and the wind speed. Yes, your stock is safe!
Thanks Mary! With the stock market taking a bit of a hit this week I’m happy to know both Hair Club For Men and Super Glue stocks remain stable, thanks to The Donald and William Shatner! 😉
I can see your stock rising rapidly Deb.
Thanks Bill Y! And the development of my new GOP product. . . Chap Stick laden with Super Glue. Guaranteed to keep their mouths shut. I feel my stock rising as I type!! ;
Will it make them stick to their word?
LOL, probably not!
His bad combover and/or Superglued toupees are Donald Trump’s best qualifications for the job of President of the United States. I fear for the future of this country.
Kathy, lets not forget that his one good quality . . . eh, hmmm, ah? Never mind.
The hair is real, the sign is fake.
“Fake sign,fake hair and artificial intelligence! He’s got my vote”, said no one. 😉
It’s gotta be a fake election, too!
Looks as if someone tried to rip the Trump sign off the front of the lectern.
. . . I can fix it Bill with super glue! Hey Donald can I borrow some of yours?