So Jill Y made me watch The Water Diviner with her and I didn’t fall asleep even once or so she thinks. She doesn’t know that I’ve learned to fall asleep with my eyes open. It’s a little trick I cultivated over the years whilst watching The Voice with her. I’ve been lucky enough to sleep through every film and episode of everything with Meryl Streep, Jody Foster and shoes in it. If she won’t watch The Simpsons with me, I’m not going to watch The News with her. Bill Y is not the type to hold grudges though. I got her one those designer bags in a flea market. It was a lot cheaper than I thought it would be and she’s as happy as a spider pig in muck:
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This trick you’ve learned…would you be willing to teach it for a handsome sum to those of us who do not wish to watch football (American, European or any other kind for that matter) any thing with a war in it, and anything with balls…if you know what I mean.
To sum up, that would depend on the amount of the sum.
I tried to turn my sandals into Guccis, but it rained and the label washed off.
You should have bought some Gucci sandals! 😉
Bill Y, I love how you spare no expense for the love of your life! You are a woman’s dream.
Agreed. Now if only she would see it like that!
For others wanting one of these designer bags, they are sold new in Sacks Fifth Avenue.
Keep it down Bill or she’ll be asking for a new one.
I’m so glad my wife’s not “normal”. We have yet to argue over what to watch on TV.
I hadn’t lived until I had my first 658 arguments about TV watching.