Yesterday, a man told me a classic story:
I was in a bar and tried to pick up a woman seated next to me. To break the ice, I asked her, “What do you do for a living?”
“I’m a writer,” she said.
“Oh, what do you write about?”
“Female serial murderers.”
I’ve heard finding a good woman these days can be murder.
Brilliant! LOL!
I’ll add that to my list of Conversation Stoppers.
Killer story, Maura!