I may need to save up a long time for this…

But I WILL have it:

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13 thoughts on “I may need to save up a long time for this…”

  1. You’d better be careful which pocket you put this in, because this thing could do some serious damage. 😉

    1. I’m not gonna lie to you Kathy. I’ve lied to a number of people here. That knife did NOT build a replica of Bill Y!!!!!

    1. You might not believe this Forrest but I lost my passport and couldn’t visit Jill Y’s parents who live in a far away place. This thing only went and built a replica of me made out of a hologram or something. Jill Y and hologram Bill Y went to visit her parents and real Bill Y spent the weekend drinking with Thirsty Dave! I hope this wasn’t a dream.

    1. You might not believe this Tom but I fell out of an apple tree and needed a hospital. This thing only went and built a hospital before my very eyes. My friends and family came to visit me in the hospital and brought me apple pies. The strange thing about it, is that I don’t even like apples!

    1. You might not believe this Don Don’s but it fixed my cracked iPhone screen. Then it arranged a seance with Steve Jobs and I. Jobs told me to buy Apple shares so I obviously did. I’m now minted. I went back on to Amazon and bought the full Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant stock so it’s currently out of stock!

    1. You might not believe this Mark but it scaled my house up to massively huge proportions and paid off the mortgage. I can now afford to buy all of the shoes for Jill Y and use the rest to buy Apple shares. I can’t speak too highly of this knife and coincidentally, I’ll be setting up my own Amazon shop to sell the knife! It’s everybody’s lucky day!

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